FLOGESIS

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In the Beginning, there was nothing. Then God created the sun, the moon, the stars and saw that it was good, and then He made the Earth and He saw that it was only alright, but ye know it'll do 'til we get someone in to fix it.

Then He created oceans and all the little animals, except giraffes, He gave those as a job to people on work experience and they seriously f**ked up royal.

Then He created Man, and saw that it was good. Then He created Woman and saw that she was naked. Then He created the sexy lingerie industry because He felt that nakedness was too obvious, and the real excitement lay in what you couldn't quite see.

Then He created Flash, and He realised that the whole thing had got out of hand, and that the project had diverted from His original vision, so He washed His hands of it, and is now running a small sports shoe sweatshop in Malaysia.