THE UNUSUAL SUSPECTS

Well Flash recently hit the big 26 folks, and a mighty shin-dig was had in Ron Black's in my honour. As ever with this time of year, a lot of the usual suspects were away on holidays and stuff, but so many old face crawled out from the woodwork I half expected Michael Aspel to give me a big red book at the end. So many faces...so many Flog episodes... Rocky was there, my provider of medieval pornography, as was Davey, The Tullamore mucker [Getting Medieval on your Ass], as was Jimmy, the transsexual-sympathiser[Look Away! She's a Tuck-away!], as was Sarah, my companion in Cork [Romancing the Stones] as was Butterfly, who has been in too many Flog episodes to mention. Butterfly met my brother, and said to me "Your brother is very good looking..." and almost within the same breath, said "He's nothing like you!" Ah thanks a million. Happy bloody birthday to me! I'm going to piss off to spain now, to get away from all these nasty women!