My friend the Beacon recently went to New York. Honestly she did. It didn't happen that she was she was asked out on an obscure date and thinking quickly responded that she "had to go to a conference in New York" and hence couldn't go. And it didn't happen that she contacted me to say:
"I need flight times quick! because he's talking out picking me up from the airport and everything and I don't know what to do!"
And it didn't happen that I had to go online and work out what flights went where to construe a convincing travel itinerary, to bolster the Beacon's elaborate lie. That's not what happened at all. And to prove she DID go, I provide here photographic evidence, for all of you unbelievers out there:
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